So I went to Comic Con again this year (Winner - LiveGreen)

[andaru130]

Why use the long sword,
When a lightsaber sears heads?
Ah, that burning smell.

[Lobster]

chewbacca has fur

and makes a good second mate

but han is the man

[Hobse]

Luke and Leia were
twins seperated by birth
Never should have kissed.


Hobse, please!

P.S. What is it that we're contesting for?

[Monolithic]

Dimensional Hole
Lord Vader comes to force choke
Naughty Sorceress

Monolithic be my IGN.

Wee, crossover haiku-age.

[Gorb]

One lousy missile
Is all the death star can take
Sloppy shipmaking

[kokonut]

Cannot shoot heroes
Could not hit an elephant
A stormtrooper sucks

Despite the plot holes, I'm still a huge fan.
Kokonut

[CrimboBandito]

Cool beans. Here's mine:

The whomp rats back home
Were also two meters wide
But they don't shoot back

[tudorbarbus]

Delete, please.

(no longer in clan)

[The Postmodernist]

Playing space chess on
The Millenium Falcon:
Let the Wookie win.

[Psyber]

Behind the flashes
buzzing of the lightsabres
was a green alien

[Ranger Bill XX]

(the cadence is a mess. oh well - you never said the haiku had to be good...)

a long time ago
a galaxy far away
a movie came out.

and I thought me and
that old ben would train again
but youth was attacked

with silly robots
and sillier back stories
and "meesa so scared!"

Lucas couldn't please us
so he made Darth Vader Jesus
hired wooden actors.

So now there's only
three movies, never was more
those three start at four.

[thumbtack]

I had a go at a japanese-style haiku -

Lucas Strikes,
Summer Blockbuster!
Then ... Jar-Jar.

[LiveGreen]

Put down your weapons.
Luke's friends were not captured.
It was an ambush.

[Bob the Joker]

Contest closed. Winner has been contacted. Thanks for entering

[Genius]

Who won?

[Ranger Bill XX]

* Winner will be chosen by chatbot after contest close.
* If you are the lucky winner, I will contact you in game via kmail, to claim your prize respond to that kmail within 3 days. If you fail to do so, chatbot will be consulted again.

I'd assume that Bob is doing like most contests involving these rules - waiting for the winner to contact her before posting the winner's name, in case she has to reroll.

[Bob the Joker]

Mr Bill indeed has the correct answer. If I'm giving out a prize this big, I want to make sure it goes to someone who is really interested.

Winner: LiveGreen Congrats